POST SURGERY drugged-out-and-delirious tumblr post!

Whoa, haha, I’m still a bit loopy on drugs, but I have had my gall bladder surgery, IT WENT FINE, AND IT’S OVER NOW.

…and though I begged to be allowed to keep my gallstones (I’m gross that way) the best I got was this totally gruesome photo of them…  which I will put behind a read more cut, for the squeamish.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, LOOK AT THIS SHIT.  ONE OF THE STONES LOOKS LIKE A CORNFLAKE, AND THE OTHER IS HUGE.  *flail*

funny enough, the scariest part was not the surgery, but the fact that when I woke up, I couldn’t pee.  Like, my bladder was seriously full, but I couldn’t pee at all.  The anaesthetic has put my pee-muscles to sleep!I was so scared, they were going to put a catheter in me!  I ONLY NARROWLY ESCAPED THAT FATE… by going to the bathroom like, fifty times and doing a slow drip while I played solitaire on my mom’s ipod.  Durh.

…this has been a post.

  1. thatferrybroad reblogged this from joannaestep and added:
    OH HOLY SHIT HOW DID THOSE EVEN HAPPEN FEEL BETTER SOONNNNNN!!!!
  2. mirthtones said: Also your gall bladder looks like a vagina, which is pretty great.
  3. plinti said: Oh my, that was a huge stone! I’m glad the surgery went well, and wish you a speedy recovery! <3
  4. sailaweigh said: Can’t say you got stones anymore. You know, like: She’s got STONES. Nope, never again.
  5. phoenix-angel-suyari said: Wow, that’s one seriously huge gallstone. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that massive. I have this strange urge to congratulate your body on that achievement; that took a hell of a lot of work.
  6. brokenheartedfestivities said: WAH JO I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU ARE OK AND NOT DEEED. I MISS YOU. WHEN YOU ARE ALL BETTER WE NEED TO HAVE FEELS TALKS ON THE SKYPE. REST JO. GET ALL THE REST. <3
  7. mattatoio said: I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE ALL DONE WITH IT and why didn’t they let you keep anything. you could’ve played hackey sack with it. HACKEY SACK
  8. notalickofsense said: Those’re huge! Congrats on getting them out, and the surgury’s overall success. I hope the recovery goes well!
  9. allthempreg said: UGH LUCKY I DIDN’T ESCAPE THE CATHETER. /shakes fist BUT I’M SO GLAD THIS HAS GOTTEN DONE WITH. I never got to see the pictures of my appendix and insides they took. Doctors were REALLY excited to send them in for med books too SIGH.
  10. sairobee said: Wow, glad you’re back and well, and wow oh wow THOSE GALLSTONES. I’ve never seen one before. @.@
  11. stabbinemup said: Bahaha! Glad it went well!
  12. shadow-pop said: i’m so proud of you and i don’t even know why. GOOD JOB, SPORT!
  13. lovenlols said: Wow, that one stone was friggin’ huge. Too bad they didn’t let you keep them.
  14. parexus said: omg that photo is wicked cool!
  15. stripedtabby said: whoooooah D: glad to hear everything went okay! get your rest!
  16. kyuubikun said: Im sorry but that looks delicious. Like roasted pepper and avocado. Glad you’re feeling better love. <3
  17. pyrebomb said: Glad to hear your surgery went well!
  18. joannaestep posted this

period by KRUNK Interactive